we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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