It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
