Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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