So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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