My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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