Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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