be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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