Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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