turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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