so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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