Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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