I am puke
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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