So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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