I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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