no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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