I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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