Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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