she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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