i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
