so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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