Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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