Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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