okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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