I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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