Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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