was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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