whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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