I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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