Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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