This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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