idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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