Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
barbara walters just said penis...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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