69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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