he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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