I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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