So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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