I think i sorta joined a cult last night
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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