Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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