Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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