I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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