I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I believe in your delicious
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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