I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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