great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She even gives head with a lisp.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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