Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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