it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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