i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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