We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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