Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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