Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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