I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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