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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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