And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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