So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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