Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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