after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Naked. naked and bneed help.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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