ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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