How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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